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I'm just going to ask you a few questions    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Silence is Golden, except when coming from children...    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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My fantasy is having two men at once.. One cooking, one cleaning.    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied
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I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Mostly I just sit around all day being fantastic    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't want to fold my laundry so I'll restart my dryer    HTML BB áDire#t Nink Share
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The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Does running late count as exercise?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Wow honey the house is so clean!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Nothing shows maturity better than a good public fight on the internet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't stand too close to the other people in a picture, in case I want to crop them out later    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I got 99 chores and I ain't did one    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I wish I was as thin as I actually was back when I thought I was fat    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You are not responding in the way I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Strange new trend at the office    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't suffer form insanity. I enjoy every minute of it    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored.    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Make yourself at home.. clean my kitchen    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Nothing to drink here    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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No one invited me to the avengers    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If they used real beer-drinking men in the beer-drinking ads, no one would ever drink beer    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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What's up sexy?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You read my doormat. That's enough social interaction for one day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Something you want. What you do to get it.    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The secret to unlocking her heart    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Not sure if liking a sad facebook status shows support or if it means I like their sadness    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The tides have turned    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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We all know that you have at least one person you want to see jump on this    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Texting while driving KILLS    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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It's about to get real    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Freshly washed ballerinas    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Oops    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I tried being normal once. It was the worst five minutes of my life    HTML BB Direct Link Share